Fart or Die 1


Category: Entertainment
Price: $0.99 (iTunes)

Description:

In the name of a hearty & healthy digestive system we present a vital part of any health plan:

Trigger the timeless flatulent anthem requiring timely farticipation... or we fear the worst could happen!

"Some people say
it shows a lack of class
to let your bowels rumble
But if you don't pass that gas,
you'll end up six feet under."

There's even a French doctor who says so: see this link:
http://theshortnames.com/2008/05/far...-doctor-warns/

Upgrades will include random accompaniment generation, a bonus anthem, & more!

Thanks for your prompt relief of bloating!
Fart or Die



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