Funny 500 - Quotations 1.0


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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Benjamin Franklin

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.

Lucille Ball

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Groucho Marx

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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Funny 500 series is bringing to you some of the funniest things ever said.

Our team of clearly deranged individuals has carefully chosen 500 prime quotes that will make you giggle, laugh, cry and groan your way to a head-slap. Our quotes are all family rated so they are great to use at special occasions.
Funny 500 - Quotations



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