Cool O'Meter 1.0


Category: Entertainment
Price: $0.99 (iTunes)

Description:

Tired of not being cool?

What if I were to tell you that I had a solution? What would you pay for it? $199? $299? $599? Would you like to know more? You've heard about those gents who want to sell you a book or a seminar. Why waste time trying to cram all of that information into your head when I can instead give you a simple enhancement to your iPhone? That's right, Cool O'Meter 3000 infuses your device with our patented "cool" sensing technology. It does all of the work for you and at the fraction of the cost of a latte - only 99 cents! Don't hesitate folks, the time to act is now. Purchasing your iPhone took you half way there now let us complete the transformation!

TRUST ME THIS THING IS SERIOUSLY COOL!!!

Cool O'Meter 3000 answers all of life's questions:
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"Does this puppy make me look cooler?"
"Are mullets in or out?"
"I can has cheezburger?"

Features:
Make more friends!
Make decisions faster!
Get that promotion you deserve!
Like impresses the opposite sex!

Customer Chatter:
"Seriously how's this thing work? Does it count midichloreans? Michael? Hello?" - Danny Newman
Cool O'Meter



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