The Gavel 1.0


Category: Entertainment
Price: $0.99 (iTunes)

Description:

"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
-West African Proverb

Having trouble keeping order in your meetings? Not receiving the proper level of respect from those around you? Then buy this app! Badger your peers into submission with the constant banging of a judge's gavel or several other thumping items. There's even a Krushchev mode for thumping with a shoe. (Please refer to 1960s political history if you don't know the reference.) And if thumping a virtual shoe at someone doesn't get one's attention, you can always try a real shoe, but this app doesn't include a real shoe. You'll need to supply that yourself.

What this app does include are ten virtual items with realistic movement and sound effects: a gavel (in two different styles), a wooden mallet, a carpenter's hammer, a sledgehammer, a dead fish and more! The attention each item demands will vary depending on the anger in your swing.

NOTE to first generation iPod Touch users: headphones or external speaker attachment is recommended for best enjoyment.

Ten attention-getting objects:
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1) The Gavel
2) The Judge
3) The Mallet
4) The Khrushchev (or GWB for more recent political events)
5) The Hammer
6) The Wet Fish
7) The Maul
8) The Flashlight
9) The Sledge
10) The Bottle

More objects will be added in the future!

Usage Instructions:
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- Tap the screen to toggle the page controls.
- While page controls are visible, swipe left or right to turn page.
- Shake phone with LEFT edge of screen down.
- You can also drag your finger on the screen to swing the object.
- When the object on the screen hits the left edge, the sound effect will play.

For added fun, start playing some music on your iPhone or iPod and then launch this app. You can then add improvisational percussion to you favorite tunes. "That song doesn't need more cowbell, it needs more gavel!!!"
The Gavel



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