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Description:On the same day that the fattest, sweatiest man in Hong Kong kidnaps his parents, thirteen-year-old Boyd McCloyd finds out he has a new job from an eight-foot tall yeti in a pinstripe suite and a stoic Chinese android. The job in question: Boyd is to continue to produce yearly editions of The Almanac of the Twisted and Weird (the world's number one printed resource for the odd and unusual, macabre and profane, twisted and...weird).
However, because Boyd has inherited this job from the venerable Confucius Ping, he has also inherited Mr. Ping's enemies, every one of which having made it their lifelong goal to destroy everything that Mr. Ping represented.
This dastardly and treacherous group of werewolves, leprechauns, mutant swordfish, dwarf giants, and various other cadres of criminals includes
the very man who had kidnapped Boyd's parents: Mr. Fang.
It is this Mr. Fang who makes a demand of Boyd: Bring him the Perpetual Motion Machine or his parents suffer a most gruesome fate. But Boyd doesn't have all the pieces and it's a race against the clock as Boyd's ragtag group of acquaintances bolt across Hong Kong in a desperate search to save his parents from being the main course of the next Hot Pot at one of Mr. Fang's many restaurants.
Visit www.boydmccloyd.com to purchase your very own edition of "Mr. Ping's Almanac of the Twisted & Weird presents Boyd McCloyd and the Perpetual Motion Machine."
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