Neuralyzer 2009 1.0


Category: Entertainment
Price: $0.99 (iTunes)

Description:

Finally on iPhone ! Here is the Neuralyzer 2009, new version of the famous device used by Agent K and Agent J in their fight against illegal aliens.

FEATURES

- Really cool graphics and controls :-)
- Neuralyze anywhere from 1900-01-01 to 2009-12-31
- Date check
- 9 random “neuralized” quotes
- Random “analyse” animation
- Languages: English, French
- Price: $0,99

USAGE

1 – Set the Year, Month and Day sliders: disturbing witness will forget every single event from this date
2 – Press the « neuralyze » button
3 – Turn the iPhone towards the witness

TIPS

- In case of an emergency, you don’t have to wait for analyze to be complete before neuralyzing the witness. But if you wait, the process will be more accurate.
- Be careful when setting the date: Feb. 31 doesn’t exist!
- Never, NEVER neuralize without sunglasses.

FAQ

Q: How come your Neuraliser doesn’t look like the one from the movie Men in black?

A: This is normal. The NeuralyZer used by Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones was created in 1997: back then, the most powerful mobile processor was still... a Pentium 150 MHz (which, moreover, was overheating the Neuralyzer). No matter how cool it was, it is still an obsolete device today.

When we designed the Neuralyzer for the iPhone, we were able to take advantage of the full power of a 412 MHz ARM CPU, a much more advanced component. That’s why ours is different and, we like to think, better. And also, this difference is probably going to save us from copyrights issues :-)

Neuralyzer 2009



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