Ask Yo Momma 1


Category: Entertainment
Price: $0.99 (iTunes)

Description:

Do you miss mom's recipes or cooking? No? Me, too. But, I do miss...

Mom's advice!

Just like your real mom, if you Ask Momma a stupid question, then you'll get a stupid answer. This is better than any Magic Eight or Mystic 8 Ball. Good for those occasions when a simple Yes or No just won't cut it. We don't rely on fortune tellers, sages, Ouija Boards, astrology, or Tarot cards. Instead, we use mom's intelligence, attitude, and witty experience. Come to momma for some love and help with your everyday problems!

Useful for:

- Do I kiss him/her?
- Do I ask him/her to dance, homecoming, or prom?
- Should I break up and dump him/her?
- Is s/he ready for sex?
- Do I ask him/her out on a date?

Or, take it to the dealer and ask "Do I buy the car?"

Or, burn your school books and take this app to your next multiple choice test or homework assignment. Hmm, "Explain the theory of relativity." Momma says, "No, you're not my relative."




From the creators of Auto Accident (utilities, travel) and Date Night (sexy lifestyles).

Ask Yo Momma



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