Big Red Panic Button 1.0


Category: Entertainment
Price: Free (iTunes)

Description:

They are coming...

They have breached the outer defences.

We don't have much time.

They are in the building... Don't Panic.

Hit the fracking button!

They are in the hall.

Hit the button now!

They are at the door.

If you don't hit the button we're all going to die...

PANIC!


We're talking about a panic button here, you should be able to guess the feature list. If not...

Features:
- Big Red Button (BRB) Technology
- Loud Alarm Horn, AROOGA AROOOGA
- Flashing Red Light
- You get the idea, I hope....

Also Useful For:
- Nuclear Regulatory Commission Safety Inspectors.
- Meetings where someone uses the word "synergy".
- Submarine Captains.
- It’s a crisis inducer. Hit the button and… Hurry! They’re after us!
- Anytime your girlfriend speaks to an X.
- Moments of weakness.
- Alien attacks or even potential alien attacks.
- FBI Raids.
- When animal goes bad!
- Disaffected college students.

Do NOT under any circumstance press this button.
Big Red Panic Button



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